Ted Rall for October 05, 2006
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People who hate us claim there isn't any difference between us and our enemies. Actually, there's a big difference. (Man 1: DNA analysis prove Bush is Bin Laden.) (Woman: Silence, sceince bad man!) Our enemies' laws protect human rights, but their pretty words are mere window dressing. These evil dudes kidnap torture and murder! We, on the other hand, livei n a nation of laws rather than men, not even the president may disobey the law. (Bush: But I wanna hurt people!!!) That's why, here in the United States, we've changed the law to allow the president to kidnap, torture, and murder. (Man 2: Take comfort in the fact that every agonizing detail of your torture has been approved by congress.)