Ted Rall for December 04, 2006

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Now the truth is out: the invasion of Iraq was actually an evil Al Qaeda hoax! 9/11 was a joke! This will make everyone hate the USA! Those images of Bush lying about war were faked! Al Jazeera jammed and replaced the real broadcasts. No one is that dumb! "Iraq is one victory in a war on terror that began on 9/11" -Bush 5/1/03 US officials watched helplessly as surplus Taliban tanks painted with US markings were smuggled into Iraq. Phony videos of Bush saying stupid things were played on continuous loop for years. Stay the course! Stay the course! Stay the course! An earthquake near a Hindu Kush-based transmitter foiled the dastardly plot. Oh, well. It was fun while it lasted. Finally, the American people are free to make their own foreign policy: If we let "our" fake army pull out of Iraq before they finish the job, we'll look weak! But how will we keep them there? Next: the war to end the end of all wars.