Ted Rall for January 25, 2007

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Barack Obama, born in 1961 is the first major post-baby boom presidential candidate. What can America expect from. The First generation X president? Domestic policy. Like all good gen-xers, senator Obama was abandoned by his deadbeat dad. (Man 1: I'm just going to work.) (Man 2: Go... back... to... your family.) Enemies: Bush had Osama, Saddam, Chavez and Ahmedinejad- Obama'll take 'em all on! (Barack Obama: Baby boomer politicians are hogging jobs gen x politicians need!) Tude: What if Obama, like, totally loses? (Barack Obama: Yeah, well, whatever.) Symbolism: Will the Ramones play his inauguration ceremony? No. because they're dead. But there's always dead. But there's always the dead milkmen, haircut 100 (For Irony) And what's left Nirvana! Here we are now... entertain us!