Ted Rall for January 29, 2007
January 27, 2007
February 01, 2007
Transcript:
Cancers of the near future. Teletorsal Melanomas: victims of cohabitants of frequent channel changers. (Woman: There! It's that weird itchy feeling again!) Compu Lymphomas: Prevalent in places with numerous Wi-fi hot spots. Manhattan Commuter Syndrome: seems to afflict frequent elevator users. Male-only gastric Carcinoma: this mysterious ailment is found in the center of the face of men who use airport restrooms. Right-thumb metastases: Casual link to use of wireless-enabled electronic organizers. (Man: Just a coincidence. ANyone who says otherwise is a jealous, dwarf-dignity conspiracy monger.
