Ted Rall for February 03, 2007

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Man: Where else can a graphic designer earn combat pay? Yugoslavia-style partitioning of Iraq is coming to Iraq. Don't miss the business opportunities that come with genocide and dislocation.... "Clean Up" With Iraqi Ethnic Cleansing. Real estate bargains abound as government-backed Shiite militias continue to empty out Sunni neighborhoods. Today it's a crime scene. Next year it could be a hip, high-rent studio loft! Hey, taxi drivers: tired of shuttling snotty businessmen to the airport? Desperate Iraqi refugees will pay you anything - cash, heirlooms, their daughters - to get to the Jordanian border! Balkanization creates new countries. That means new currency, new stamps, even flags! It's open territory for guys who know how to use Photoshop, inDesign, Illustrator, RPGs and AK-47s!