Ted Rall for February 12, 2007

Transcript:

Man: And now, a debate between two scientists: one says we're doomed. The other says we're merely screwed. Anchor: On the left: Noam Chomsky says we should get out now. On the right: Howard Dean would give our troops a day to pack. Two guests face off: are creationist "intelligent design" nuts entitled to their beliefs? Or should they be forced to shut up? Man: It's not our business. Don't DO it, gays! we straights have tried marriage - and it sucks! Inviting a creationist and a scientist to discuss evolution isn't debate - it's sophistry. There aren't "two sides" to global warming: scientist agree that it's a fact. For fun, let's take a look at what TV would look like if "both sides" of the issues were truly represented. Global Warming. Iraq. Evolution. Gay Marriage.