Ted Rall for April 14, 2007

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Americans were outraged when columnists Ann Coulter called John Edwards, a "faggot." (Man 1: The "F" word? she's like Hitler- with Jeffrey Dahmer's appetite!) (Man 2: That poor senator!) The controversy raged on the front pages, in editorials, on radio and television. (Woman: But he's straight! She's evil!) Attention next turned to talk radio host Don Imus, who called Rutgers University basketball players "nappy-headed hos." (Man 3: I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry. I'm seriously contemplating that nip thing hari-kari!) Meanwhile, at Guantanamo.... (Prisoner 1: We should say they call us names.) (Prisoner 2: The "T" word! The "U" word! The whole alphabet of words!)