Ted Rall for July 02, 2007
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Why we spy on Americans instead. They're easier to track down (Man: Americans are listed in the phone book!) They speak English (Woman: Yo. Another G&T.) (Man: I know this dialect.) They eat normal food (except in California) (Woman: What's the matter? Never had curried lamb shank before?) (Man: Act normal, act normal, dammit!) Next: You're your own best spy. (Woman: I left my computer password on the fridge in case you need to use it.) (Man: I'm in!!) They're so deep under cover they don't know they have something to hide.