Ted Rall for July 16, 2007

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Hundreds of onlookers attended the NAACP's July 9 funeral for the "N-word". The N-word was walking to the store to buy cigarettes when, according to the authorities, it was caught in the crossfire of feuding gangs. The PC Feminazi posse's real target was the C-word, now in hiding. The N-word died en route to the hospital. The F-word had nothing nice to say about the deceased, yet warned that the poisonous atmosphere could claim any shorthanded vulgarism. The effin' crap could effin' jack up any of us - even effin' me - not just some eff like this eff! RIP. Indeed, the police say the g-word and x-words have received threats of retaliation. Fiends! Those epithets haven't even been born yet! Whatever you! Next: the demise of the 3-number.