Ted Rall for August 06, 2007
August 04, 2007
August 09, 2007
Transcript:
They have come for your children the army of abstinence. "Abstinence education", a federally funded program that discourages sex before marriage. Megan and I lust for each other. But we respect one another too much to have sex. Consider the benefits: no STDs! No unwanted pregnancies! More time to watch Bill O'Reilly! Lust-Oxycontin-orgasm-pain. What if, after you get married, your spouse is no good in bed? No problem... ... Married people don't have sex.
