Ted Rall for September 01, 2007
August 30, 2007
September 03, 2007
Transcript:
A declassified C.I.A. report reveals that the war in Iraq "could have gone better." (Woman: But-I thought... incroyable!) (Man: What a shocker!) It's the latest in a series of startling revelations. A leaked "National intelligence estimate" indicates that Wendy's hamburgers "Taste better" than McDonald's. (Man 2: I want these leaks stopped!) An N.S.A spy captured by anti-American terrorists has revealed (under torture) that American TV is lame on Saturday nights. Especially during summer reruns. (Man 3: No more shall we waste precious Jihad time on "Jeopardy" from 1998!) Unfortunately, a treasonous F.B.I. agent working for foreign spy agencies says, it's impossible to safeguard such vital secrets. (Man 4: Find these leakers- and kill them!!)
