Ted Rall for September 10, 2007

Transcript:

You are commanded to commemorate the celebration of 5th annual anniversary of the 1st anniversary of 9/11 where you will see the following startling attractions: Keynote speaker Rudy Giuliani: (As prez I'll fight 'em here so we don't hafta fight 'em there! In my oval office!) Our beloved "America's maniac" will explain how he placed NYC's disaster center in a well-known terrorist target, thus luring the unsuspecting Jihadis to their fiery deaths! Tchotchkes! Symbolic Payback (Voice: Take that, evil aerodynes!) The catharsis-tastic highlight of the year's 9/11-Apalooza will feature the flying of 2 passenger jet-sized twin towers into 2 WTC-sized Boeing 767s. Mission accomplished!