Ted Rall for November 17, 2007

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Hey transgender people! Are you tired of getting beat up in public restrooms? (Man 1: Let me explain: I am transitioning from female to male. I'm not a woman, and I'm not gay.) Even for "normal" guys, it's dangerous not to butch up before venturing into the men's room. (Man 2: This ain't no 21 club! We got standards, fembot!) Fortunately, press-on beards eliminate the threat of redneck restroom monitors! (Press-on ear hair & nose hair sold separately.) Warning: Users of press-on beards risk assault, arrest and torture.