Ted Rall for December 29, 2007

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GOP would-be prez Mitt Romney draws upon his experience as a corporate raider to fight off a new kind of hostile takeover. We're going to have to find a way to turn off the magnet that attracts illegal immigrants. *Really said it. Many times! Romney plans a "poison pill" strategy: making the US such a horrible place to live that no one will want to come here. Elementary school and toxic waste dump. Belarus. Biohazard. Romney's opponents point out that immigrants haven't been deterred by years of American decline. America is just like Jerry Bruckheimer's movies - the worse they get, the more we love them! Romney says he has the answer: reverse psychology. I'll kidnap folks from overseas and torture them here! Crap up America. (Ahem). Next: entropy devolves.