Ted Rall for February 21, 2008
Transcript:
What to expect when you're expecting to be tortured. So you're a POW. Will the Americans waterboard you? US Attorney General Michael Mukasey won't say: "If we say "no", our prisoners won't be scared. But if we say "yes", they'll train to hold their breaths... Until they evolve into fish-people!! So determined are American concentration camp commanders to keep future inmates guessing that they have legalized the following x-treme interrogation tactics: Death by one thousand cuts. Suffocation by giant anaconda. "The Gimp" Dr. Condi's "special treatment". Meanwhile, somewhere in Pakistan: 2,000 pages?! But the war of terror could be over before we finish training! Torture prep for dummies.