Ted Rall for March 01, 2008
February 28, 2008
March 03, 2008
Transcript:
Barack Obama pretends to obey laws that require politicians to display their patriotism. I love everything about the US - including slums and police brutality! But it just ain't true. While reciting the pledge of allegiance, he holds his hand on top of his stomach! His heart belongs to Allah. Lungs, heart, tummy. Airport x-ray scans have located the America flag lapel pin Obama claimed to have "lost." "I've been praising Jesus," Obama admits. Jesus Christ wasn't even a legal American citizen! Jesus: middle eastern socialist! (like Saddam!) He sings the "Borat" version of the national anthem. It's the version I learned at my Madrassa chorus! "Missing" lapel pin. Now, the smoking gun: Obama's bathroom.
