Ted Rall for May 01, 2008
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If elected, Barack Obama says he will appoint republican senators Richard Lugar and Chuck Hagel as his secretaries of state and defense. My bad - I was so busy bipartisanising that I forgot to appoint any democrats! Now Obama is reaching even further across the partisan divide. I need a vice president with experience, someone those who hate me can love. That person is George Bush. National association for the advancement of cute people. Obama reassured democrats that Bush will become president only if he dies, is incapacitated, or out of town, really busy, or whatever. I'll be at the Pokemon convention in Tokyo if you need me. Remember - no new wars! Democratic pundits, of course, love it. Out of the box! He's a new new democrat! Republicans are on the run!