Ted Rall for June 16, 2008
Transcript:
The Bush administration wants to close Guantanamo. We can't unleash our detainees on an unsuspecting public. If they weren't terrorists before we tortured them, they are now! Holographic technology provides a solution. Congrats, terror monkey! You're free! Activate holographic matrix. The "freed" detainees think they're still at Gitmo. His body enjoys freedom and respect; his mental torment keeps us safe! Punch. Ex detainee. Their former prison, meanwhile, can be re purposed. My club dread condo has a great ocean view... All for just $2 mil! Actually, he's being waterboarded at Gitmo.