Ted Rall for June 26, 2008
Transcript:
Cindy McCain: Gimme enough percs and Vikings and I'll do anything - like marry a nut! John McCain: Jackie O redecorated the White House. What will you want to do? Cindy McCain: Well, Hillary had health care... I could reform the D.E.A. war on drugs. That sort of thing. I have street cred! Let me guard the evidence locker!! Cindy McCain was a drug addict. She was so far gone in the '90s that she stole Percocet and Vicodin from her own third-world relief organization. Now Cindy is looking for a role in the McCain administration.