Ted Rall for July 24, 2008
Transcript:
Obama's first day as President. Bitchin' inauguration speech! Never mind that. Initiate operation American renewal! Troops are leaving Iraq and Afghanistan. Gitmo is being decommissioned. Great. I'm preparing my apology speech to the UN. All that right-wing stuff I said to get elected? Forget it! No faith-based BS... and no spying on Americans! I'll call the NSA. Credit card companies are screwing their customers with crazy fees and high interest. What?! Nationalize those pigs and jail their CEOs! Which reminds me... Have Bush and his minions been detained yet? Yes, sir. You still want them turned over to the Hague? As if. After you waterboard 'em.