Ted Rall for July 28, 2008
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Cut all salaries in half. Freeing capital for businesses to invest. But not in CEO salaries (Ol, partly in CEO salaries) The new business I'm opening will hire my old business' employees at wages up to 10% higher than their current half pay! The internet- no, we really mean it this time. Our plan is to sell everything for free. because it's online money will materialize magically. Legalize polygamy . Stimulating the wedding industrial complex. Can I get a volume discount for 3 divorces? Business is booming! Tortue tourism- turn the U.S. into the worlds premier destination for wealthy foreign masochists. You can't get pain like this anywhere else!