Ted Rall for March 06, 2009
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Heroes of the Afghan war. CIA HQ-Langley, VA. (Man 1: I know this is a hot date night, Brad... but I need you to put in some overtime.) (Brad: Nothing's hotter than killing the enemy, sir! Towelheads! Eat hellfire, evildoers!!) Afghan wedding chapel. Langley. (Man 1: A glorious victory!) (Man 2: Ow! My wrist! Medic!) Another brave warrior makes the ultimate sacrifice. (Woman: Carpal tunnel syndrome.) (Man 2: Will I be able to open beer cans?)