Ted Rall for May 14, 2009
Transcript:
In the near future. (Woman: Dick Cheney's secret memos show that waterboarding successfully extracts info that saves American lives. What about pedophilia? Does raping a terrorist son in front of him make him talk?) (Man: Absolutely! It's effective! Until we ramp up these "harsh sexualization techniques." We'll be fighting with our genitals tied behind our backs.) (Woman: What about amputation? Does it work?) (Man: We prefer the term "enhanced jumbo coercive interrogation debriefing."