Ted Rall for May 30, 2009
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Turning the tables around. (Man: Hello, mortgage dude. My pension benefits got cut "due to market conditions." so I'm reducing my payment to you "due to my condition." Greetings. After years of paying high interest rates, late fees, and service charges, I'm changing the terms of your credit card agreement. You owe me $45 in late-picking-up-the-phone fees for keeping me on hold. Yo. I'm denying your claim- to me paying your stupid premiums! Fora few brief minutes, I tasted manhood.) (Man 2: Revel. You've earned it.)