Ted Rall for August 10, 2009
Transcript:
ifart, the iPhone app is about to celebrate its billionth download. (Man 1: No one reads, they ifart. We Yahoo, Lockheed, and the state of California.) Governments join the land rush. (Man: If our upchuck becomes 1/10th as popular as the ifart, we'll be able to invade another country! A small one. Maybe on atoll.) America: The harder we fall, the lower we go.(Kid: Look! I'm shooting digital babies out of a cannon!)