Ted Rall for September 05, 2009
Transcript:
1492: Christopher Columbus pitches queen Isabella. Christopher Columbus: Spain'll rock the spice trade! Queen Isabella: Don't get me wrong- I love your "tiny earth" theory. However.... conquering the moors was expensive. Have you considered online funding? Start a blog. Get lots of fans. Sell t-shirts. Add a PayPal button for donations. Tweet. Don't forget banner ads- the rates are lousy, but... 1493: Christopher Columbus: Gimme a mojito. Woman: First someone has to find Cuba, Mr. Fuddy Duddy.