Ted Rall for September 14, 2009
September 12, 2009
September 17, 2009
Transcript:
4 Millions Americans have lost their unemployed benefits because they've given up looking for a job. Don't be next. Call rejection.com! (Man 1: What's the point? There are no jobs!) (Man 2: That is the point!) Rejection.com applies for jobs that don't exist so you don't have to, feeling up your time. (Man 1: I'm getting soused- on government checks!) We create your resume, apply to companies, track their rejections, and send them to the unemployment office. (Man 3: They outsourced you. Now you can outsource the pointless and demoralizing bs- to us!) Rejection.com leave the striving to us.
