Ted Rall for July 05, 2010
July 02, 2010
July 07, 2010
Transcript:
It was my fault. (Man 1: Forget milk. This kid needs crude!) 47 years ago. I was born with an unquenchable thirst for oil. Millions of people dropped what they were doing and created industrialization and big oil. People can't say no to a baby! (Man 2: Yo, agrarians! A boy has an unquestionable thirst for oil!) (Woman: We're on it!) They didn't do it for money. They did it to make a little boy happy. (Man 3: Sure, I make a million dollars a year. But I hate my life. I only do this to slake one boys unquenchable thirst for oil!) Now I'm older and not as much into oil anymore. But I don't have the heart to tell them. (Man 4: $#@ youthful indiscretion.)
