Ted Rall for September 15, 2010
Transcript:
Sean Penn runs one of the biggest tent cities in Haiti. The De facto warlord of Petionville has 50,000 citizens under his control. As nations disintegrate, celebrities are stepping in. (Man: Yer in command Meryl Streep's territory, mate...) (Man 2: Welcome to pee-wee's new Afghan playhouse!) It's all good fun-until the inevitable Civil War. (Man 3: Heavy fighting has broken out along the DMZ between Paris Hilton's L.A. free zone and guerrilla's loyal to Lindsay Lohan.