Ted Rall for December 22, 2010

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Here in the United States, capitalism is dead. To find a country with a real economy. We must look overseas. (Man: So... what do you not do for a living?) Andorra has a negative unemployment rate. They have more jobs than people. (Man 2: Can you start Monday?) America's course of action is clear. We must play to our strengths. In other words, war. (Barack Obama: Tonight I have authorized military force against andorra... if we can find it.) Of course, there is always a chance of blowback. (Man 3: They're offering us real jobs... with no killing!)