Ted Rall for January 28, 2011
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"Al Qaeda... is a highly bureaucratic organization with bylaws dealing with everything from salary levels to furniture allowances to vacation schedules." -New York Times 1/18/11 Man: My plan will make 9/11 look like a lame joke. The infidels will surrender at once! So, guys, what do you say? I dunno... the '10-'11 budget is tied up and where's your sign-off from Waziristan? Man 2: This seems like something we should outsource to Yemen. Man 3: What, no 3rd copy? Later Man 1: Ditch your buqa. The errorists have won.