Ted Rall for September 30, 2011
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Peace between great britian and American revolutionaries can only be achieved through more talks. King Obama told the U.S. (Barack Obama: You American dudes are the best. I love you guys! But an independent state? Non.) Obama, a key British ally. Urged both sides to work hard to resolve their differences and for Americans to "suck it up." (Barack Obama: Statements and resolutions at the U.N. won't accomplish anything.) The Obama regime pledged to veto America's application for full statehood. (Barack Obama: Be nice. Who knows? Maybe if you ask, Britian will let you go.) Meanwhile, as Britian announced plans to build more settlements on occupied American land, Americans were told to accept the new reality. (Man: Dump tea in the harbor? Violence never resolved anything, man!)