Ted Rall for January 04, 2012

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New for 2008... the appliance you ever knew you needed- or wanted. The Mitt-bot 2012.2. It relates to your concerns! (Man: Don't you just hate it when your portfolio turns out to be insufficiently diversified? It solves your problems! (Man: Looks like someone needs a brief clasping of arms about his or her thorax!) It learns from its mistakes! Note to self: stop referring to Terran babies as "work drones of future corporate dystopia" It even emotes- like a "human"! (Man: Error code -44)