Ted Rall for February 13, 2012
Transcript:
The Birth Con (Man 1: Unleashed upon an unsuspecting world: Barack Hussein Obama!) 1961: A boy is born not in Hawaii, in Kenya. A shadowy web of conspirators hatches a masterful plot. (Man 2: This boy will be president of the United States!) (Woman: Our puppet!) Countless lies must be told. Bribes are paid. Documents are forged. (Man 3: No one must ever know.) Those who suspect the truth are silenced. (Man 4: Shut yer trap, Trump, or these hair plug pics go online!) Finally, in 2009, the imposter rises to ultimate power. which he uses to... (Barack Obama: continue everything pretty much the way it's always been.) (Man 5: Lamest...sinister scheme...ever) (Man 6: Ha! Do-nothing corporate centrism will destroy the world!!)