Ted Rall for April 30, 2012
Transcript:
A study has found that climate change is causing higher corn prices. (Man 1: It's pretty obvious.) But right-wingers say there is no proof that higher corn prices exist, or, if they do, that they're caused by humans. (Man 2: Every 10,000 years or so, corn prices go up. Our 78-year lifespan happens to coincide with that 10,000 year spike. (Woman: Humans aren't important enough to affect corn prices.) (Man 2: Corn prices are big! People are small!) Apparently the author of the study sent some e-mails. (Man 2: Which we hacked. Look! He totally made fun of "Pray to God to lower corn prices day.")