Ted Rall for May 07, 2012
Transcript:
Q: I lost my job. What is Obama doing about unemployment? A. Obama killed Osama Bin Laden. Q: How does that help me find a job? (Sorry- we hired Osama Bin Laden instead.) (Totally won't happen now!) A: Now you don't have to compete with Osama Bin Laden for a job. Q: But he's only one guy. A: Obama is using drones to kill lots of other people. Which means fewer applicants for that great job you want. Q: But that's in other countries. (Unemployment: -!) A: Funny you should mention that.