Ted Rall for December 17, 2012
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According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the greatest job opportunities are in the fast-growing fields of "stuff you don't like" and "things you can't do" Experts predict big growth in the exploding "get treated like disposable crap" and "you'd rather die than do this job" categories. The aging baby boomer population and the fact that things keep getting suckier will create millions of new jobs that you can't get and don't want. Next: Why'd you better go into debt and get college degrees to prepare for nonexistent jobs.