Ted Rall for June 13, 2013
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Transcript:
The number of Americans who die in terrorist attacks is omparable to the number crushed to death by their televisions. -The Atlantic. (Barack Obama: The next time someone gets smooshed by a TV, the media is going to ask if we did everything possible to prevent it.) (Woman: As you know, Mr. President, we've made Tv's illegal.) (Man: We fire killer robot planes at houses believed to contain TVs.) (We've also built a multi-billion-dollar spy computer that tracks every communication everywhere so we can find any mention of TVs.) (Barack Obama: Cool. So I'll have a good answer.) (Woman: No, sir! You can never admit you did all these wonderful things to keep them safe!) (Man: It'd be immodest.)
