Ted Rall for December 27, 2013

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Everything goes- except, you're not allowed to hate capitalism. (Pope: On the way back from the Klavern, I picked up kiddie porn- but the prices!) (Man: When you attack price-gouging you attack free markets- and that's attacking America!!) Now closet socialists have the pope code. (Woman: I'm not catholic, but I love that guy. Breath of fresh air.) (Man: Francis rocks, for epistemological reasons.) (Woman: Uh-huh.) It's the hate that dare not speak its name: Americans' secret, passionate, contempt for greedy rich people, consumerism, and trickle-down economics. (Woman: It's true: I despise laissez-faire) (Man: Me too! Faire me! This beats the old hammer-and-sickle earring.) As the real unemployed rate keeps rising, watch the Pope build a full-on cult of personality.) (Man: Liquidate the cayman accounts and fuel up the escape copter)