Ted Rall for September 10, 2014

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Strange but true; the president is invoking the need to protect Americans, to justify going back to war in Iraq. (Barack Obama: Remember when we invaded Iraq? Now we have to protect the troops we left there- with more troops.) Under the new doctrine any country that has Americans in it is automatically subject to invasion. (Man: Here- U.S. tourists at the beach!) (Woman: They need "protection") (Man: It's invading' time!!) To avoid invasion risk, smart leaders of foreign cuties will deport all Americans- and expel American institutions. (Man: But burger king is canadian now!) (Man: @** yanks'll use any excuse.) The "protect Americans" tactic will have to be supersized. (We send in the americans to be protected 5 seconds before the army to save them.)