Ted Rall for November 18, 2014

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Dead Apple CEO Steve Jobs always wore the same turtlenecks. Live Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg always hears the same grey t-shirts. It's a master of the universe thing. (Mark Zuckerberg: I really want to clear my life so I have to make as few decisions as possible other than how to best serve this community.) Zuckerberg's urge to streamline leads him to emulate variety everywhere in his life. (Mark Zuckerberg: Raisin bran! 3 times a day! It's got everything I need.) (Woman: So does the missionary position) President Obama wears the same suits and ties every day so he can focus on more important decisions. (Barack Obama: Would the world be a better place if I spent my days choosing between Prada and Cardin? Or doing my job?) Oh, hush, inconsequential random third world Muslim.