Ted Rall for December 08, 2014

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NYC's coroner ruled that NYC cops strangled a guy selling loose cigs. But the grand jury opted not to indict because his obesity contributed to his death. (Man 1: What do you expect? He was fat!) (Woman: He might've died that exact moment anytime! Coincidence!) Those who get arrested by cops must expect rough physical treatment. If you're not in tip top shape, it's your fault if you don't survive. (Police Officer: What a wimp!) (Doctor: Cause of death! Flab.) Police custody is a Darwinian no jelly belly zone. You have the right to get ripped- as long as you provide a BMI under 22. (Man: Nice six-pack-abs- too bad about your pansy asthma lungs!) No excuses! When the police get tough, the tough get going. (Police Officer: We only kill you if we can catch you!)