Ted Rall for May 22, 2015
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Hillary Clinton is launching a charm offensive so you know she's just like you! She's "between jobs" (Hillary Clinton: Doing the freelance thing until something full-time comes along...) Less than perfect marriage (Bill Clinton: Actually, it's exactly what it looks like- which comes as no surprise since we have a tacit arrangement.) Underpaid (Hillary Clinton: Don't the truly well off piss you off?) Has trouble keeping track of life's zillion little details. (Hillary Clinton: Really? I was supposed to save my old emails? Why?) (Bill Clinton: You dingbat!) Cooler than anyone knows (There are unconfirmed reports of fun and a sense of humor). Has regrets: I voted to kill a million Iraqis, but it hurt rather than helped me in the polls!