Ted Rall for September 14, 2016

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Normandy, France, several days after d-day. Man 1: Halt, lady! Hillary Clinton: Don't shoot! I'm American! Man 1: "Secret agent Hillary Clinton" Man 2: How do we know she ain't a kraut spy? Man 1: Test her Americanosity! Who was in the Series? Who won best actor? Where's Columbus? Hillary Clinton: Yankees vs. Cardinals. Cagney. Ohio and Georgia. Man 1: Pretty good. Hillary Clinton: Told you I'm not in the "basket of deplorables." Stupid linguistic tics! Man 1: The what? She's a spy-shoot her!