Ted Rall for February 06, 2017

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Narrator: In an alternate factual reality there's leftie Trump. (Donald Trump: From now on, it's poor Americans first!) He ran as a loudmouth commie now, his first speech as press shows he hasn't changed! His cabinet picks are uncompromising- no concession to those who voted against him. He issues a blizzard of executive orders that turn the government upside-down. (Donald Trump: Obamacare repealed and replaced- with socialized medicine! GITMO closed! Refugees in! Bankers out! All U.S. troops home- now!) But the 3 AM tweet storms are where leftie Trump really shines. (Tweets: @leftdonaldtrump you're on notice citigroup. 2% on credit cards or nationalization! @leftdonaldtrump: Got peace if you want it! #iran #mexico