Ten Cats by Graham Harrop for September 12, 2023

Wow, cute kitty, how DID you know that? I really was reading Ten Cats. Amazing.

But no knives and forks today. Cereal and tea (spoons), then fried or grilled chicken and potatoes (finger food).

Wrong! I only ate finger food and a sandwich yesterday.

I made pulled pork with BBQ sauce on toasted buns for dinner. No forks required.

I had spare ribs and French fries. No forks were used. I DID have a cup of applesauce, but I used a spoon for that.

No knives, if I can’t cut it with the edge of a fork, it is too tough.

Chesney, you truly are psychic! I won’t be using a fork for breakfast because I’ll just have some toast and orange juice, but I will use a knife and I will chew my food. And odds are good that later in the day, I will eat something with a fork and I will chew that, too. Isn’t that amazing?

Today is:

NATIONAL BEAUTY AND BARBER WEEK

NATIONAL VIDEO GAMES DAY

NATIONAL HUG & HIGH 5 DAY. I will hug my cats, but they don’t do High Fives.

NATIONAL REPORT MEDICARE FRAUD DAY

NATIONAL ANTS ON A LOG DAY

NATIONAL DAY OF ENCOURAGEMENT. I will encourage Panther to make friends with me. She watched just a little while ago while her mom, Annie, let me pet her over and over, arching her back in pleasure. I hope that will encourage Panther to believe that I’m not a terrible person to be feared.

NATIONAL JUST ONE HUMAN FAMILY DAY

NATIONAL CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE DAY

Whoa, I am currently reading Ten Cats! He’s good.

Smart kitty! I’ll be using knives all ay long cutting up my bounty of fresh peaches.

Ha! : D

He should charge for his services – that’s how good he is. No utensils this morning. Trop 50 and a Flapjacked muffin.

Ches is TOO good!

I didn’t see the hairball coming this morning until my Oliver began the dreaded hork hork.

Luckily, for once, it landed on the wood floor.

FREE ELDO!

Well, he got the part about reading Ten Cats right, at least. Love the background, by the way. Very artistic. On another note, saw a wren, two chickadees, a Steller’s jay, a robin, a dragonfly, and two rabbits while out walking today.