Ten Cats by Graham Harrop for September 05, 2024

I sense a mutiny or should I say a squirreltny.

I have to complain. I had the furnace guy out for a regular twice a year maintenance. I had a pop up on my thermostat that the UV light on my furnace was burned out. I watched the guy open a little door, slide the bulb out and Un plug it. I said what is the cost for a new one. He looks at their manual and says: $518.00. Uhhhhh no thank you. He said he’d have to order it anyway and it would probably take a week or so. Nope, Daddy didn’t raise no dummy. My SIL called Lowes…they are on sale this week for $58 bucks. He went and got one, he’ll bring it over tomorrow. We will put it in ourselves. Sheeesh

Even if the squirrel was crazy enough to fall for this scam, where would he find 65 shrimp?

Today is:

NATIONAL BE LATE FOR SOMETHING DAY. It’s my day off. I have no appointments. In other words, I have nothing to be late for. Now what do I do?

INTERNATIONAL DAY OF CHARITY

the fall frenzy has begun here, suicidal squirrels racing in front of cars with nuts in their mouths so they can build up their winter stash on the other side of the road

And just who gets Queen Lily’s renewal fees each year?

OMG, Mutts today!

LOL, and I love the waiting room : D

I’m over $600 in my campaign!

The total for the two inspections is going to be $925ºº so i got the house inspection paid for at least. Even though it’s going to be pumped before i move in, i would still like to get the septic inspected. Then there is the title fee. Doretta, my realtor, says that is $500 at this time.

The GoFundMe campaign is called help-secure-a-home-for-buddy-and-his-owner.

You can also get links to the campaign and estate listing at Cleo and Company dot Net.

Oh come on Squirrel, even YOU cant be that vulnerable, scurry, scamper or scoot away before you get fleeced!!!

A few squirrels can do some damage to a cat. If nothing else, they can smear mud onto Lily’s pristine white fur.

2 days ago I cut away all tall plants and hedges near my birdfeeders due to squirrels.

This morning, I smeared Vaseline below the bird feeder poles. Need to buy more. IT’S WAR!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and it’s NUTS to you Squirrel nutkins!!!!!!

Enforcement could be a subject for a future stri9.

Today’s Mutts strip is based on the very first strip 30 years ago, but with Guard Dog Sparky instead of Earl.

FREE ELDO!

Just continue being a squirrel without paying the shrimp. What are they gonna do, throw you in squirrel jail? On another note, saw six robins, a wren, and a dragonfly while out walking today.