Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for October 07, 2018

Pee in her shoe, Mittens. That was cruel.

That was low Angie…funny as hell…but low.

I’m SHOCKED, Angie….SHOCKED!

I had a cat named Hershey. First he was Hershey with almonds then Hershey plain.

Nut flaunters are the worst!

Angie, that was (ahem) below the belt. Anything you find in your shoe/on your pillow/in your bathtub is entirely your own fault.

That was a LOL.

No Scooby and TD, I wasn’t laughing at this, not at all. I had something caught in my throat. #perfect10forAngie

The Mittens is not amused. Although a few bags of liver treats may allow his gruntle to be slightly less dissed.

Oh Mittens, you got BURNNNNNNNNNED!!!

Mittens may need this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

AHEMLOLOLSORRYMITTYLOLOLOLOL

Best laugh I’ve had in quite a while! Love it!

#yesyesyoudid

Oh Mitty, I am certain Fiona likes us better sans nuts. They would distract from your charm and wit. Besides you are already very tough, fancy but very tough