That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 15, 2012

Take this job and shove it, M’Lady.

“Oh, and M’Lady . . . before I go, I need you to polish THIS!”

So you want me to take this letter to Lord Cranberry……what’s it worth for me not to tell the your husband?

“Here’s that prescription you misplaced for your STD meds…”

the damn maid….anyone claimed the powerball yet from RI?

And I tore this off the mattress, so the law should be here soon.

Goodie got a goody.

Enlarged. Painting discussed in detail (mouse over painting to see discussion of that section) here. Painting also discussed here (click image to enlarge), with enlarged detail here and available from here and here. This has detailed images of this painting as well, but you have to log in to view them. Only work by this artist, under this name, to have appeared, so far, in Mr. Melcher’s blog. Here is one of the 2 works that have appeared, so far, in the blog, but under the name Jan Vermeer van Delft, and here is one of the 4 works that have appeared, so far, in the blog, but under the name Jan Vermeer.

Peasant shoes to peasant shoes in 3 generations. (Old saying in India)

“Its a note from Mrs. Verneer M’Lady … she is demanding that you stop ‘entertaining’ her husband.”

I have some joke envelopes with lettering that says“HERPES RESULTS Personal and Confidential.”

I miss Mabrndt with his shortcuts to the real painting (I could easily search Vermeer paintings but there are many) I like seeing the enlargement as well as actual title, and in the case of unfamiliar artists).

330 years before the Federal HIPAA act of 1996…

Head Maiden Franchesca “confidentially” submitting names and addresses of Master Dickendorffer’s syphilitic concubines to Lady Dickendorffer, as promised….

“you’ve been drafted. You’ll join Capt. Rembrandt’s “Night Watch” Monday."

Here is another painting by this artist.

In thy face, wench!