“And here, class, we have a sample nude selfie from the days before cameras … or nudity. Back then, the wait time between the request and the delivery could be long, since the paint had to dry, so most people lost interest. Besides, after waiting that long, it was pretty damn certain the subject wouldn’t look like his pic by the time it finally arrived.”
He was just a kid from the sticks/ but he knew some pretty good tricks/ he assailed his oppressors/ with tongue depressors/ and arms like enormous..toothpicks.
(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (the last in Portuguese, again, Chrome can automatically translate as necessary), perhaps in addition to than what’s perhaps pointed to by the title URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here.
has the prior (my comment there included the artist info pointed to by the earlier Portuguese URL; but, that website has since been reorganized, and the artist info URL in that comment no longer works).
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2258 (August 5, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
BE THIS GUY about 5 years ago
Ted cared about the environment, but he drew the line at giving up his plastic straws.
Strob Premium Member about 5 years ago
Edward Scissorhands‘ great-grandfather.
Papared25 about 5 years ago
Have brushes. Will travel.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 5 years ago
Whatever you do, do not make fun of Bud’s sharp stick collection.
santa72404 about 5 years ago
Mackerel flavored Twizzlers put a smile on your face …not!
Bilan about 5 years ago
The real he-man; you can stick him in the middle of the Sahara with a few twigs and he’ll build a village.
garcoa about 5 years ago
This is embarrassing!
ccomebacktour about 5 years ago
Guess he "DREW^, the short-straw !
Egrayjames about 5 years ago
A snip snip here, a snip snip there and he was a she….Walk on the wild side!
J Short about 5 years ago
Tom’s first day selling pencils on the corner sucked; he even forgot his cup.
pcolli about 5 years ago
“How do you use these chopsticks?”
jel354 about 5 years ago
About to devour some poorly held beef jerky.
rmremail about 5 years ago
What’s wrong with his left arm? The rest of him is a little strange, but in a prosaic fashion, but that arm looks like some sort of fleshy club
WoodstockJack about 5 years ago
Short straw mows the lawn.
Reader about 5 years ago
Kerplunk champion
epaphus8 about 5 years ago
“And here, class, we have a sample nude selfie from the days before cameras … or nudity. Back then, the wait time between the request and the delivery could be long, since the paint had to dry, so most people lost interest. Besides, after waiting that long, it was pretty damn certain the subject wouldn’t look like his pic by the time it finally arrived.”
Call me Ishmael about 5 years ago
He was just a kid from the sticks/ but he knew some pretty good tricks/ he assailed his oppressors/ with tongue depressors/ and arms like enormous..toothpicks.
Radish the wordsmith about 5 years ago
Stop calling me Stick Man!
favm about 5 years ago
Ancestor of the guy with scissor hands?
PatsyL.Paul about 5 years ago
Whoever draws the short straw…shaves my back.
Rev Phnk Ey about 5 years ago
Edward trying to decide which of his nose pickers to use.
Another Take about 5 years ago
A 1902 selfie of a millennial shortly after being forced to cut off his man-bun due to the community’s overnight decision to label them “uncool bruh”.
Linguist about 5 years ago
“Brush Up Your Shakespeare!”
mabrndt Premium Member about 5 years ago
Self-portrait:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Eliseu_Visconti_-_Autorretrato_-_1902.jpg
(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/visconti_eliseu.html
https://www.portovenereart.com/Artists/3179
https://www.wikiart.org/en/eliseu-visconti
https://www.encyclopedia.com/humanities/encyclopedias-almanacs-transcripts-and-maps/visconti-eliseu-dangelo-1866-1944
https://eliseuvisconti.com.br/
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (the last in Portuguese, again, Chrome can automatically translate as necessary), perhaps in addition to than what’s perhaps pointed to by the title URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here.
https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2016/10/17?comments=visible
has the prior (my comment there included the artist info pointed to by the earlier Portuguese URL; but, that website has since been reorganized, and the artist info URL in that comment no longer works).
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2258 (August 5, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 5 years ago
Is that the wall of a high-security penitentiary behind him, with a butt painted on it?
anomaly about 5 years ago
“I picked you some pretty flowers, but I got a bit hungry on the way over.”
Kind&Kinder about 5 years ago
@Linguist
“When your baby is pleading for pleasure
Let her sample your Measure for Measure
Brush up your Shakespeare
And they’ll all kow-tow – Forsooth
And they’ll all kow-tow – I’ faith
And they’ll all kow-tow"
Running Buffalo Premium Member about 5 years ago
To make sure I understand … If I buy these 4 … … … I get this one for free?
Radish the wordsmith about 5 years ago
Pixie Sticks, are they a candy or a game?